Tales of a Misguided Mommy

Random things you may or may not know about me

Things I have a bad habit of:

1. Cutting myself while shaving.  

2. Leaving my new shaving cream, soap, or shampoo downstairs on the kitchen table while I'm upstairs in the shower.

3. Trusting the wrong people.

4. Getting hella rude when I don't eat.

5. Forgetting to take my working headphones to the gym so being stuck with only one side working.

6. Saying fuck.  Often.

7. Remembering every single thing, except what I was just about to say.

8. Wearing flip flops into the dead of winter and then whining about it.

9. Reading a book in one day.


Words I cannot spell:

1. Definitely 

2. Definitely


Words that should be used more often:

1. Dastardly

2. Terrific

3. Fantastic



The only acceptable smells for my body:

1. Apple ( no spice)

2. Vanilla


The only acceptable smells for my house:

1. Apple (NO SPICE)

2. Grapefruit Vanilla

3. Citrus (not lemon pledge smell)

4. Honeysuckle

All of these can only be Salt City candle brand which is a real bitch because they stopped making my favorite scent.


Smells that make me violent:

1. Pumpkin spice

2. Anything spice

3. Anything named after laundry


Things I just cannot quit:

1. Chocolate.  Let's face it, the world is better as long as I have chocolate.

2. Bloody Marys sans Wochesterchieirierer

3. Toast


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Oct. 1, 2013


Sep. 01 2014
Wendy said…
I've just stumbled upon your blog and of the dozen or so entries I've read thusfar, this one is, by far, my favorite. I, too, am a fuck sayer. LOL


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