Tales of a Misguided Mommy

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Look at me getting all fancy and shit

I got my second ipsy  bag and y'all this one is confusing.  I don't know what to do with any of this stuff.  I mean...I know how to wear blush but in order to wear blush don't you need to wear a whole face full of make up?  I also know what to do with lip liner, see:

The liner is by Starlooks and it's in the color Bare.  What I am enjoying about ipsy is that I get to learn all about makeup without paying tons and tons of money for something I'm awful at. 

Here is what I got this month.

The cost of the bag is $10.00 and this month it contained $63.00 worth of stuff, and they were full size samples.  That is amaze balls.  I would never spend $22.00 on a blush, but for $10.00 and all of this stuff I can learn the right way to use it all.

Last month I also got the Zoya nail polish in Gie Gie.  I have to say...I don't love it.  I put it on to try it and it was way pale. far more pale then I expected.  I really thought it would be a bright summer color but look...it's kinda just meh.

The website says it should look like this

Which I guess it does in exactly the right light.  Even in that light I hate it.  However, I wore the polish, two coats with no top coat to the beach, did some gardening, dishes, and other stuff and four days in, not a single chip.

I got so annoyed with the color I switched to black and added a matte coat to it.  What do you think?

Updated to add: I tried it on with cuter shoes and in better light today and I don't hate it.  It's actually pretty cute with the little summer dress I am wearing today.  What do you think?

Oh hey while we are talking about me and beauty lets look at what happened when I wore a non full one piece this weekend. 

This is my super cute bathing suit.

Super cute right?  Yeah, it's super cute until you get home and see these tan lines.  Fuck me.

My husband and best friend cannot stop laughing at me.  It looks even more ridiculous in person.  Oh hey, my  nails show a better picture of the Zoya polish.  You guys I don't know what to do with this tan line.  The only way to fix it would be to buy a bikini and I'm sorry I'm way too fat with way too many stretch marks to wear a bikini.  I have no idea what to do.  The sun in my yard is no where near as strong as the sun up at Tahoe, so even if I laid out in a strapless bra it would take hours to fix.  Ugh. These bathing suits should come with freaking warnings about the damn tan line.

*ipsy does not pay me for this, I pay for this on my own, and review it just because it's fun to play with make up 


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Jun. 16, 2013

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