Tales of a Misguided Mommy

Did that just happen to me in real life? So embarrassing

Just went in to pee. Wiped stood up and pulled up my undies. Then I realized the toilet paper was stuck in my undies. I had somehow got it stuck, taken two steps forward, pulled it out of the toilet covered in pee and then watched as it dripped pee all over my leg and floor. HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN???? Seriously? How did I just cover my own leg in pee? What am I twelve? Is this some kind of horrible comedy where a girl walks out with toilet paper in her pants. I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF!
Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Jun. 21, 2011


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