Tales of a Misguided Mommy

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Little Fucking Smart Asses

Things my kids said in the last few minutes:

Me: Brandon what part of go shut the back door didn't you get?

Brandon: The word shut...that's the word I didn't get.

Last week I asked what part of don't do that didn't you get and he replied with two answers, the first being, "don't" and then, simply "th."  He smart assly told me he didn't understand the "TH" in that and therefore didn't have to listen to me.

A moment ago Codi drove his bike into the girl in my office.  She said that wasn't nice.  He replied:

"THATS WHAT YOU GET."

Huh?

She asked what for and he said, "for telling my brother no."

These two are never on the same page about anything, but apparently if someone picks on one of them then they can be a team.  Otherwise it's usually just seeing which one of them can kick the shit out of the other one first.

I have also been told that Brandon doesn't have to listen to me, because my mom is the boss not him.  Because all moms are the boss.  So by his logic, my grandma has the final word over everything because she is my moms mom and therefore she is the final boss.  It pisses me off the most because my mom goes along with it.  NOT OKAY.

I asked Codi to do something and Brandon responded and Codi said, "IS YOUR NAME CODI? NO THEN DON'T TALK."

 

They are such smart asses.

 


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on May. 3, 2011

Comments

May. 03 2011
steph said…
Um... is this what I have to look forward to? Just kidding:)
May. 04 2011
Patty said…
I wonder if their mom was a "smart ass" growing up. hmmm Probably not, right? ;) LOL
May. 05 2011
mominrome said…
love it here!!!!

 

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