Tales of a Misguided Mommy

Anatomy of a sneak attack

Little Fucker


Look, he has his claws wrapped around my head one paw sunk into each ear and he is biting right into my head. ASSHOLE.

So he climbs the back of my chair with no warning.  Then he wraps both paws around my head and sticks in full claws.  Then he bites my hair until he manages to pull it all the way out of the pony tail.  Then he bites my head.  My phone rang during this so he went all crazy atack-o cat on my phone and bit it and then bit my head until I got off the phone.  

Little shit

Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Feb. 23, 2011


Feb. 23 2011
Mom said…
He is such an asshole. He gives you no warning.
Feb. 23 2011
Yourwalmartstalker said…
That is way to funny! Bite him back see how he likes it :)
Feb. 23 2011
Sarah Lynn said…
Hehehehe he thinks your pony tail is a toy. :-p
Feb. 24 2011
NYCPatty said…
LOL! What were you doing to him before this happened? I wonder!
Feb. 27 2011
tracey said…
Dude. You have a phone with a cord. That's considered "retro" now, right? My kids freaked when they saw my old corded phone. Like it was some rare treat.


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