Tales of a Misguided Mommy

To clarify for Angie

Angie and I were chatting tonight and I feel the need to clarify. I don't swallow the shit I cough up simply because I'm to much of a lady to hock a loogie I REALLY REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW. I physically can not do it. Instead I make a weird gagging choking noise and then swallow the junk in defeat. I assume, it is because I was too much of a lady back in the day to figure it out. Either way it drives me goddamn bonkers!

Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Jan. 5, 2009

Comments

Jan. 05 2009
Jayla'sMommy said…
Haha I do the same thing and Jarret always says that that's way more disgusting than spitting it out...
Jan. 05 2009
angie said…
Hahaha...I mean it's funny to us, but I actually feel really sad for you because having to swallow that stuff is way nasty!! But like I said...I'm not sure how one would go about teaching you to hock a loogie now.

 

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