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But she sure loved pie

I'm not here right now.  You see I died yesterday.  Time of death: approximately 4:45 when trainer made me do third set of rotating back extensions.  If I didn't die I'm sure I would be very sore this morning. In fact I'd probably be crippled.  I would maybe even need some one to drive me around and ice cream to ice my knees from the inside.  But I don't need any of that because I died.  Go write my obituary now, make sure to include, "but she loved pie," after anything bad you might say.  That's all, I have to go eat worms now, that's what dead people do right?


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Mar. 16, 2010

Comments

Mar. 16 2010
Aimee said…
Holy shit. I spit out my coffee for this one. F'N funny Shannon. AND I too can relate.
Mar. 16 2010
Niki said…
So, can we serve these at your funeral then??? I too love pie! I really want to make these, just don't have the ambition.... I know! This could be a challenge for your Tasty Temptations! http://www.bakerella.com/easy-as-pie/
Mar. 16 2010
nycgirl0501 said…
LMAO! Clearly fingers for typing and humor for blogging are still intact! =)
Mar. 18 2010
ramblin red said…
you crack me up girly! Good for you working wth the trainer, keep it up!

 

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