Do you ever look in the mirror and think to yourself, huh, my stomach kind of looks like a big fat orange, my thighs resemble pears, my breastfeeding boobs look like saggy pancakes and I have a melon for a head?
No. Oh, Um, me neither.
**UPDATE** Lainey and Christy said I needed a food for my arms, so please see revised body below
Jan.
04
2010 |
Julia said...
LOL, sorry but the picture was freaking hilarious!
And yeah, I think most of us have days like that. Before pregnancy made me boobs nice and big again mine were awful too and I don't even wanna know how they are going to look after the next one... I know before we had kids Jarret always said I could get a boob job after having kids but now he says that he never ever said that :( |
Jan.
04
2010 |
Shawna said...
hahaha that is awesome. |
Jan.
04
2010 |
Lainey-Paney said...
Yes, actually, I do.
But you left off the arms.
I mean---you have stick arms in your picture above, but me---not so much.
What shall be the food equivalent of the arms I'm sporting (and the fat that I seem to store there!)? |
Jan.
04
2010 |
christy said...
I agree with Lainey - what describes your arms? |
Jan.
04
2010 |
Lindz said...
Well done with the image you created! |
Jan.
04
2010 |
christy said...
Jiggly jello arms! Fabulous. You are clever. |
Jan.
04
2010 |
Mom said...
You guys are all a bunch of fucking dorks. |
Jan.
05
2010 |
Kat said...
That is hilarious...jello arms...yeah my picture would look similiar - jello arms would be replaced with buffalo wings... |
Jan.
05
2010 |
Lainey-Paney said...
Ah, now it looks better.
So clever! |
Jan.
05
2010 |
Patty said...
I agree with Mom...but this is funny as hell. You are creative I will give you that :) |
Jan.
05
2010 |
Dora Gatlin said...
OMG... Thanks I needed a good laugh today. I can totally relate. I have to say though that Jello arms or not I still wear sleeveless tops in the summer. I refuse to sweat to death out of pride. |
Jan.
08
2010 |
Ginger said...
Now THIS lady has pancake boobs!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8395 |
