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Your body is a wonder land...mine is more like a produce isle **UPDATED**

 

Do you ever look in the mirror and think to yourself, huh, my stomach kind of looks like a big fat orange, my thighs resemble pears, my breastfeeding boobs look like saggy pancakes and I have a melon for a head?

 

No.  Oh, Um, me neither.

**UPDATE** Lainey and Christy said I needed a food for my arms, so please see revised body below

Because obviously my arms jiggle like Jell-O


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Jan. 4, 2010

Comments

Jan. 04 2010
Julia said…
LOL, sorry but the picture was freaking hilarious! And yeah, I think most of us have days like that. Before pregnancy made me boobs nice and big again mine were awful too and I don't even wanna know how they are going to look after the next one... I know before we had kids Jarret always said I could get a boob job after having kids but now he says that he never ever said that :(
Jan. 04 2010
Shawna said…
hahaha that is awesome.
Jan. 04 2010
Lainey-Paney said…
Yes, actually, I do. But you left off the arms. I mean---you have stick arms in your picture above, but me---not so much. What shall be the food equivalent of the arms I'm sporting (and the fat that I seem to store there!)?
Jan. 04 2010
christy said…
I agree with Lainey - what describes your arms?
Jan. 04 2010
Lindz said…
Well done with the image you created!
Jan. 04 2010
christy said…
Jiggly jello arms! Fabulous. You are clever.
Jan. 04 2010
Mom said…
You guys are all a bunch of fucking dorks.
Jan. 05 2010
Kat said…
That is hilarious...jello arms...yeah my picture would look similiar - jello arms would be replaced with buffalo wings...
Jan. 05 2010
Lainey-Paney said…
Ah, now it looks better. So clever!
Jan. 05 2010
Patty said…
I agree with Mom...but this is funny as hell. You are creative I will give you that :)
Jan. 05 2010
Dora Gatlin said…
OMG... Thanks I needed a good laugh today. I can totally relate. I have to say though that Jello arms or not I still wear sleeveless tops in the summer. I refuse to sweat to death out of pride.
Jan. 08 2010
Ginger said…
Now THIS lady has pancake boobs! http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8395

 

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