Tales of a Misguided Mommy

Oy Vey

I have to shave my legs before I wash them

I have one black hair on my boob and it drives me nuts, thank God I haven’t cut off my nipple shaving it

I used to have my nipples pierced

My belly button has been pierced three separate times

I love my toenails to be clean

I won’t touch my feet

I believe that brushing my teeth in the shower gets them cleaner then in the sink

I have a hard time remembering to floss

Every time I go to the dentist they catch me

I hate the Stairmaster, and if you see one on fire, to quote Dre and Eminem, When the cops show up I’ll be next to a burnt down Stairmaster, with a can full of gas and a handful of matches still wasn’t found out!

I may or may not have rocked out to that song by Poison on the way home EVERY ROSE HAS A THORN, JUST LIKE EVERY COWBOY HAS A SAD SAD SONG.

I am embarrassed I knew who sang that song

I secretly love Cher


I am obsessed at becoming a champ at the Plank position at the gym

I shook like a leaf the other day trying it

I have tickets to the midnight showing of New Moon Thursday night.

I am tempted not to drink anything the entire day so I don’t risk having to pee while Edward is on the screen.

I burned myself cooking last night…how am I still such a rookie

It took me forever to write this blog because I never have time anymore

I am so behind on reading blogs

Please don’t leave me…I’ll try and read better

I am wearing some cute tights with my CFM boots, on anyone else these would be cute, on me..it looks like I stuffed sausages into a black patterned casing

My four year old is the captain of whineville

My two year old is mayor of tantrum land

Can I be the President of take a hot bath, eat bon bons, drink wine and relax world

Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Nov. 18, 2009


Nov. 18 2009
Sarah Lynn said…
I'm not the only one who brushes my teeth in the shower yay! And I get annoying hair on my big toes, I always shave, LOL!
Nov. 18 2009
Laura said…
Yaaaay! There you are. I am an idiot and it took me several attempts to finally get here, but it's so good to see you again.
Nov. 18 2009
kristi said…
I miss you girl!
Nov. 19 2009
Swistle said…
Remember, shave AWAY from the nipple. AWAY. I totally wouldn't drink anything, and also I might wear a couple of maxipads.


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