Tales of a Misguided Mommy

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You know it's a bad week when

When you put your underwear on inside out AGAIN.

When you have boob sweat 3 out of 7 days a week.

When someone else notices your boob sweat and tries not to stare but you notice them transfixed on your boob area only not for a good reason like having super awesome perky boobs.

When the lady in the Super Burrito looks at you like a fucking lunitic because you ask for SEVEN sides of hot sauce...and then she says, "SEVEN, for one burrito?" 

When the goddamn burrito isn't even for you, and even though you say it's for "him" she looks at you like you are full of shit and just embarrassed about your hot sauce addiction.

When you do something sweet by buying your husband a yummy soft serve ice cream and then the fucker melts in the goddamn car all over the seat and car and floor!

When you realize you have to drive to Vegas for 3 days with only $80.00 to your name.  Awesome.

When your laundry pile is taller then you!


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Jul. 18, 2009

Comments

Jul. 18 2009
Sarah Lynn said…
Awwww! Hope your trip makes up for everything though! Have a nice time! I've done the underwear thing, I also went to work one day completely forgetting to put on my bra, was so embaraased. Another time I went to work with my sweat shirt inside out! I feel your pain!
Jul. 18 2009
Lindz said…
Ah man! I know the feeling and have been experiencing the boob sweat here too. Hang in there. Vegas with $80 could be a good thing, you won't spend money you don't have - just enjoy the sun and er, the sights!?
Jul. 18 2009
erika said…
((HUGS))
Jul. 19 2009
Mandy said…
Hang in there, I think we're all having one of those weeks! I hope you have a heck of a time in Vegas, We're finally going to make it their next Spring! Woot Woot!
Jul. 19 2009
amanda said…
omg i HATE boob sweat!!!
Jul. 20 2009
Just Jiff said…
Ugh. I hate boob sweat too.
Jul. 21 2009
Britt said…
My laundry pile is ALWAYS taller than me. Can't we just buy a new ward robe each week and donate our laundry to the homeless? It sounds noble to me!
Jul. 21 2009
Katie Mc said…
1. I wish I had big enough boobs to know what boob sweat is!!! 2. Mmmmm, Super Burrito sound sooooo good right now.
Jul. 22 2009
rachel said…
I tagged you sweetie and I hate laundry.
Jul. 22 2009
Alicia said…
Cheers to turning that $80.00 into $800.00! Have a kick ass trip and fuck the laundry!
Jul. 22 2009
Nellie said…
I effing HATE boob sweat. It's the worst. Hope your week is looking up!
Jul. 22 2009
ramblin' red said…
Ugghh....boob sweat, I totally get that one as I'm nursing and it's totally unavoidable unfortunately. Laundry sucks. It is always everywhere, 'specially when you have a little spitter like mine - then it is my clothes and his. And the road trip with only $80 to your name, totally btdt and it does make for a craptastic week - hope it gets better!
Jul. 22 2009
ramblin' red said…
Ugghh....boob sweat, I totally get that one as I'm nursing and it's totally unavoidable unfortunately. Laundry sucks. It is always everywhere, 'specially when you have a little spitter like mine - then it is my clothes and his. And the road trip with only $80 to your name, totally btdt and it does make for a craptastic week - hope it gets better!
Jul. 27 2009
Tabitha said…
Yep ~ I know the feeling ~ I can't see the top of my ironing pile any more and I need a ladder to reach the top!! Love and hugs Tab XXXX

 

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