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Today's humor

Shannon: HOW TALL ARE YOU AGAIN?
I NEED TO KNOW JUST HOW HIGH OF HEALS I NEED TO PACK
 

Cristina Mathers: pretty big
about 5'71/2


Shannon: MY GOSH


Cristina Mathers: but i wear flips
 

Shannon: THATS 6.75 INCHES MORE THEN ME
 

Cristina Mathers: hah


i'm a small dick taller than you
 

Shannon: OMG THATS HILARIOUS
 

 

Ahhh.  That shit right there totally made my day Chris!


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Jun. 26, 2009

Comments

Jun. 26 2009
Ginger said…
Now is it just me, or is an almost 7" dick larger than just 'a small dick'? I mean according to Wikipedia the average human male dick size is 5 inches.
Jun. 26 2009
christy said…
I didn't know you were short. I am 5'10". If we hung out, I would be the Jolly Green Giant and you would be Sprout.
Jun. 26 2009
Katie Mc said…
You know. I think Chris is onto something...who needs inches when we can measure by dick size!

 

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