Today's humor

Shannon: HOW TALL ARE YOU AGAIN?
I NEED TO KNOW JUST HOW HIGH OF HEALS I NEED TO PACK

Cristina Mathers: pretty big
about 5'71/2

Shannon: MY GOSH

Cristina Mathers: but i wear flips

Shannon: THATS 6.75 INCHES MORE THEN ME

Cristina Mathers: hah

i'm a small dick taller than you

Shannon: OMG THATS HILARIOUS

Ahhh. That shit right there totally made my day Chris!

posted on Jun. 26, 2009

Comments

Jun. 26 2009	Ginger said… Now is it just me, or is an almost 7" dick larger than just 'a small dick'? I mean according to Wikipedia the average human male dick size is 5 inches.
Jun. 26 2009	christy said… I didn't know you were short. I am 5'10". If we hung out, I would be the Jolly Green Giant and you would be Sprout.
Jun. 26 2009	Katie Mc said… You know. I think Chris is onto something...who needs inches when we can measure by dick size!