I looked cute for an entire 23 minutes today

I looked cute for an entire 23 minutes today

Today I got all dressed up cute and came to work. 23 minutes into the day i answered a phone call when I suddenly got the overwhelming urge to vomit. I quickly put the lady on hold and ran to the bathroom barely making it before vommiting up the breakfast I had just injested 4 minutes prior. But, apparantly 27 years of vommiting doesn't train you not to puke all over your cute pants. Hell, with that kind of aim I might as well have been drunk huh?

I had to change and take some nausea medication. And, of course since I have been watching I didn't know I was pregnant, I am convinced this is morning sickness and I am fully expecting to go into an unknown labor any second now. I'll keep you all updated on the status of my phantom pregnancy.

PS. When I went off the Zoloft it kicked my vertigo back into high gear. So now I'm nauseous, I have blurred vision, I sort of feel like I'm on a tilt a wheel AND my neck still hurts.

I don't know about you but I surely think this deserves at least one piece of Marie Calanders chocolate cream pie right?

PPS. Yes my tubes are tied, no I can't possibly really be pregnant I know I know, but dude...this show IT FUCKS WITH YOUR HEAD MAN, there have been a few times I started wondering if maybe Rob was pregnant too.

posted on Jun. 19, 2009

Comments

Jun. 19 2009	Sarah Lynn said… Aww man that sucks! You get vertigo too? I've gotten bickerstaff migraines since my late teens and they cause horrible vertigo occasionally. :(
Jun. 19 2009	christy said… You crack me up Shannon. I hope Rob isn't pregnant:)
Jun. 20 2009	Ginger said… I warned you about that show! And umm i might have watched a repeat the other night and freaked myself out so much the other morning because when I was slightly nauseous and I might have gone a bought a pregnancy test. I'm not pregnant, but then again half of the women on that show had negative pregnancy tests too and then 2 days later popped out twins!
Jun. 20 2009	Mrs. F said… I would say that that definitely warrants some Chocolate pie...
Jun. 21 2009	Tabitha said… Oh dear ~ hope that you are all better soon! Chocolate pie.....sounds yummy! Love and hugs Tab XXX