Tales of a Misguided Mommy

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Ooooh, so that is why I stopped wearing those

I was next door at one of my parents rentals today.  Suddenly I realized I had to pee so I took off to my house.  I got home and ran upstairs and quickly took of my shorts and undies.  I did my business and then suddenly thought, "gee, that feels weird, feels like there is something dangling out of my butt."  I thought for a second and then realized, in my big rush I DID NOT PULL MY THONG UNDERWEAR DOWN!  I had just pottied on my undies!!!!!!!

Once I realized it I had to figure out how to get them off with out covering myself in pee.  I took em off, tossed them in the trash (I was in a hurry for a lunch with friends) ran naked back to my bedroom grabbed fresh undies and hurriedly put my clothes on before my husband came in, after all how would I have explained why I was suddenly naked?

I remember now, there is a reason I stopped wearing thongs, at least I only had to pee right!!


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on May. 31, 2009

Comments

May. 31 2009
Mom said…
You fucking dork I was to tired to laugh when you told me. That is why I wear nothing!
Jun. 01 2009
Patty said…
LOL! Maybe you can ask Brandon and Codi need to review the going potty rules with you! :P
Jun. 01 2009
Be Snug said…
Awwww man, that is so awesome.
Jun. 02 2009
Dora Gatlin said…
That is too funny. I have almost done the same thing many times. You just can't tell if they're up or down sometimes! You crack me up and I enjoy "Stalking" your blog from time to time. By the way, I'm Colleen's Aunt and Olive's mom.
Jun. 03 2009
Just Jiff said…
LMAO
Jun. 10 2009
Mrs. F said…
OMG, I can't believe I got so far behind in my reader, because I wish I would have read this when it was posted. It is the fucking funniest shit. I totally heart you!

 

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