Tales of a Misguided Mommy

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Put your study hats on

Yay time for another give away.  Since Mothers day is just around the corner I decided to concentrate on that.  I am posting a little quiz for you.  Some of these may be trick questions.  Each question is worth 1-2 points.  However even if you answer wrong, if I like your answer enough I'll give you a point.  Flattery might get you an extra point.  Non flattering answers might make your comment accidentally get lost in the Spam file.  Answers that make me laugh really hard get bonus points! The prize will be something directed towards moms. You can still answer if you are not a mom and you can give the prize to your mom.  The prize might be something relaxing or filling or, whatever, who knows but it will be good.  The more people that answer the question the bigger the prize will be.  That means if only five of you answer I might only feel like giving away a $7.00 gift card to the dollar tree!  This means if you procrastinate and say you'll get to the quiz later and then forget you are totally screwing the other possible winners because your comment could be the difference between a $7.00 gift card and a $30.00 gift card!

Fun fact, as I type this Codi is eating my MAC lipstick.  So, if you hear me blogging about Viva Glam Satin colored baby poop later don't say I didn't warn you.  Also, if you see a blog soon about how to get Viva Glam Satin colored lipstick out of the carpet don't be surprised and don't tell my mom K!

Here is the TRICKY PART!!!  I'm hiding the comments.  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH THAT MEANS NO CHEATING!  Yeah I know how you all are.  I know you are just dying for Patty, or Ginger or Katie to post so you can cheat and copy there answers, but not this time suckers!  Plus then you have no way of knowing how many comments there are and how big the prize could be.  

So with out further ado, may the smartest lady win. (Men you can enter too and give it to your wife or mom!)

1. What is my drink at starbucks?
2. In my opinion what fast food restaurant has the best French fries? (note I said fast food because if I didn’t specify that we obviously know that Bullys would win hands down as the best French fries ever)
3. What size is my foot?
4. What size shoe do I actually buy?
5. What is my favorite cereal?
6. What is my favorite ice cream?
7. If I had $5,000.00 to blow what two stores would I run to immediately?
8. What is my favorite endearing term for my husband to call me?
9. What is my natural hair color? And do I dye my hair?
10. I just found out I get to be on a reality TV show which show do I want to be on? (There are a few acceptable answers to this, and a few absolutely not a chance in hell answers!)
11. My husband comes home drunk one night and decides to hit me for the first time ever, Do I :
       a. Forgive him, he was drunk and it was only once
       b. Hit him back
       c. Tell my dad and hope my husband can run faster then him
       d. Go all Lorana Bobbit on his ass
12. What is my favorite feature about myself?
13. What is one physical trait I can not handle in the opposite sex, or anyone for that matter?
14. Did I wear braces?
15. Do I have tattoos? If yes, how many?
16. What parts of my body have I pierced?
17. Liposuction, Tummy Tuck, or a boob job, which would I rather have?
18. Brandons name came from where?
19. I claim this is my favorite food. My actual favorite food is what though?
20. How often do I lotion my feet in a 7 day period?
21. What is the real color of my eyes?
22. Do I bite my nails?
23. How many more children would I like to have?
24. What jewelry do I always have on?
25. How long did it take me to think of these questions?

On one final note.  You will earn 5 extra points if you post a link to this give away on your blog and then send me the link to your post!


Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on May. 2, 2009

Comments

May. 02 2009
Mrs. F said…
1. Mocha light frappuccino. 2. McDonald's french fries rule the world. 3.I am guessing you wear a size 7. 4. I think you buy a size 7 1/2. 5. Blueberry frosted mini wheats, Kashi Go Lean Crunch, Special K yogurt and berries, and Golden Grahams 6. Cookies n cream ice cream 7. Some of your favorite stores are Whole foods, TJMaxx, and definitely WIlliams Sonoma. 8. Dear 9. Light to medium Brown, and yes. 10. Throwdown with Bobby Flay, or something Cheffy. 11. I can only picture a mixture of "b", "c", and "d" happening! 12. Favorite feature- your eyes 13. Can't handle nasty ass teeth. 14.Braces-yes. 15. You have 5 tattoos 16. You have pierced your ta-tas and your belly button. 17. tummy tuck 18. Brandon's name came from Tommy Lee's book. He has tattoos of his kids names. 19. You say it is Chocolate, but really it is nachos. When you cook you like to use garlic. 20. you lotion your feet 7 times in 7 days. 21. Your eyes are blue. 22. How would you pick your nose if you bit your nails? 23. I think you are done having children. 24. You always wear your engagement/wedding rings. And that is it. 25. I hope it took you as long to think of these questions as it took me to answer them...(over an hour)
May. 02 2009
Mrs. F said…
oh crap. my answers are visible. Nobody better cheat off me. damn it.
May. 02 2009
Sarah Lynn said…
Wow! This is tough Shannon! But I'll give it a try anyway! 1. Cinnamon Dolce Latte 2. Wendys 3. 6 1/2 4. 7 5. Fruit Loops 6. Thin Mint Ice cream 7. GAP 8. Honey 9. Brunette & Sometimes 10. Survivor 11. D!!!! 12. Your eyes 13. Bad Teeth 14. Yes. 15. One Tat 16. Your Ears. 17. Lipo 18. Family. 19. Chocolate, but really you love 20. Whenever you remember 21. Blue 22. No 23. None 24. Your wedding ring 25. 1 Hour
May. 02 2009
Marni said…
OMG I so dont even know and I dont have energy to look it up. hehe. BUT it's funny you posted this, I was thinking of doing the SAME thing this week to reveal my secret!
May. 02 2009
Marni said…
I wanted to play, but I have to guess. 1. ?? No idea. 2. BK? 3. 8? 4. 8.5? 5. Captain Crunch? 6. Ooooh, something with nuts? LOL. I'm pathetic I know. 7. Okay, I don't know you at all. I give up, I completely give up. I haven't read enough. Plus I am horrible at tests. Does that help me?
May. 02 2009
Kris said…
Do you get extra points for being scatterbrained and pregnant?? I don't think I can answer a single one... or is that the point? See what I mean? I lose. :)
May. 02 2009
Ben Wa Balls said…
After being called an asshole I will continue. AHEM. Peer pressure works. 7. Hmmm, something expensive where you can buy shoes right? Right. 8. Fuckface? Er no, seriously? Darling? 9. Obviously you dye it because you asked natural, so blond? 10. Survivor? I don't watch reality. :( 11. d. Go all Lorana Bobbit on his ass _ HELLO! I like to think we have SOMETHINGS in common. Sheesh. 12. Smile? Eyes? Hair? You're totally cute. What's not to love. I'll go with you think eyes though. :) 13. FEET! 14. Yes. 15. 3? I think I know this for some reason, but I can't really recall why... 16. Upper ear? Belly button. Er, something else besides your ears. 17. Hmmm, tummy tuck judging by the tuesdays? 18. Someone special? ;-) 19. BURGERS! I cheated, you hinted. LOL. 20. Never? You hate feet right? 21. Blue right, or those contacts? 22. I think yes. 23. NONE! Aren't you fixed? 24. Wedding rings. 25. An hour?
May. 02 2009
Katie Mc said…
1. What is my drink at starbucks? Venti Skinny Caramel Machiato 2. In my opinion what fast food restaurant has the best French fries? (note I said fast food because if I didn’t specify that we obviously know that Bullys would win hands down as the best French fries ever) I would say McDonald’s, because you said that they use lard or something weird 3. What size is my foot? 7 4. What size shoe do I actually buy? 6.5 5. What is my favorite cereal? Cocoa krispies 6. What is my favorite ice cream? Cookies and cream?? 7. If I had $5,000.00 to blow what two stores would I run to immediately? Currently Charlotte Roose and Lucky for your dang scarf 8. What is my favorite endearing term for my husband to call me? No clue 9. What is my natural hair color? And do I dye my hair? It was naturally blond when we were kids (with the help of baby oil and sunshine), but turned brown later 10. I just found out I get to be on a reality TV show which show do I want to be on? (There are a few acceptable answers to this, and a few absolutely not a chance in hell answers!) Top Chef or The biggest loser (though I do not know why) 11. My husband comes home drunk one night and decides to hit me for the first time ever, Do I : a. Forgive him, he was drunk and it was only once b. Hit him back c. Tell my dad and hope my husband can run faster then him d. Go all Lorana Bobbit on his ass 12. What is my favorite feature about myself? Your blue eyes 13. What is one physical trait I can not handle in the opposite sex, or anyone for that matter? ? 14. Did I wear braces? yep 15. Do I have tattoos? If yes, how many? five 16. What parts of my body have I pierced? Boobs, ears and ear cartilage 17. Liposuction, Tummy Tuck, or a boob job, which would I rather have? ? 18. Brandons name came from where? Justin’s little brother??? 19. I claim this is my favorite food. My actual favorite food is what though? Bagels 20. How often do I lotion my feet in a 7 day period? NEVER 21. What is the real color of my eyes? blue 22. Do I bite my nails? Nope 23. How many more children would I like to have? Just no girls 24. What jewelry do I always have on? Wedding ring, quarter ring, and silver braclet 25. How long did it take me to think of these questions? 7 minutes
May. 04 2009
Shawna said…
1. tall skinny cinnamin dolce 2. McDonalds 3. 7 4. 7.5 5. special K with berries 6. Rocky Road 7. Lucky and Old Navy 8. babe 9. brown, no 10. Big Brother 11. d 12. your eyes 13. uni-brow 14. yes 15. yes, 2 16. nipple, nose, ears, belly button 17. boob job 18. ex-boyfriend 19. bagels, chocolate cake 20. none 21. blue 22. yes 23. 0 24. wedding band 25. 30 minutes
May. 04 2009
Tabitha said…
Just off to read every blog post you have EVER written and I will come back with my answers bahahahah!! Love Tab XXXXX
May. 05 2009
Billie said…
Okay... my best guesses! 1. What is my drink at starbucks? venti java chip frappucino. No idea what that is, but it sounds good! 2. In my opinion what fast food restaurant has the best French fries? (note I said fast food because if I didn’t specify that we obviously know that Bullys would win hands down as the best French fries ever) Jack in the Box 3. What size is my foot? 9 4. What size shoe do I actually buy? 9.5 5. What is my favorite cereal? None. You don't eat cereal because of bugs. 6. What is my favorite ice cream? Ice cream Sandwiches? Anything with Chocolate? 7. If I had $5,000.00 to blow what two stores would I run to immediately? Starbucks? LOL! For a $5,000 cup of deliciousness! 8. What is my favorite endearing term for my husband to call me? Babe 9. What is my natural hair color? And do I dye my hair? No. Brown/black. 10. I just found out I get to be on a reality TV show which show do I want to be on? (There are a few acceptable answers to this, and a few absolutely not a chance in hell answers!) Amazing Race 11. My husband comes home drunk one night and decides to hit me for the first time ever, Do I : a. Forgive him, he was drunk and it was only once b. Hit him back ---- Hit him Back!! c. Tell my dad and hope my husband can run faster then him d. Go all Lorana Bobbit on his ass 12. What is my favorite feature about myself? Butt? Shake that booty! 13. What is one physical trait I can not handle in the opposite sex, or anyone for that matter? Long, curvy fingernails. 14. Did I wear braces? Yes? 15. Do I have tattoos? If yes, how many? Yes, two. 16. What parts of my body have I pierced? Ears 17. Liposuction, Tummy Tuck, or a boob job, which would I rather have? BoobJob... just cuz that's what I would pick. 18. Brandons name came from where? Granddad 19. I claim this is my favorite food. My actual favorite food is what though? Potatos and chocolate 20. How often do I lotion my feet in a 7 day period? 14? 21. What is the real color of my eyes? blue 22. Do I bite my nails? Yes 23. How many more children would I like to have? none? 24. What jewelry do I always have on? Ring, earings 25. How long did it take me to think of these questions? 45 minutes!
May. 08 2009
Robert Mateo said…
1. Oh crap...No clue...something with a lot of caffeine and it has to be a large, venti? 2. I'm going with McDies 3. 7 4. 7 5. The one from the other day that we were talking about that you couldn't find. And you still have to check Raley's. Dammit. That's like a half a point. 6. Man. I'm so fired. Oh, the one from Baskin Robbins that they only serve during Valentines day. 7. Target and William Sonoma 8. That one doesn't count. 9. Brown. Not anymore 10. Hell's Kitchen. Some reality cooking one. 11. Ha, I quit drinking!! But I did drink, it would be "B" then you would tell your dad then I would have to beat his ass too. 12. Your beautiful eyes 13. No clue...I suck 14. Everyone wears braces 15. Um...I'm a go with 5 16. Ears, nipps, nose 17. If you have a fat wallet, all 3. Man...that is like a trick question for me. Not nice 18. This one too is not fair 19. mashies. ribs!! 20. 0, if I don't do it 21. Man, I'm going with bluish greyish 22. no 23. Umm......lol 24. Including your nose ring? 25. 3 hours
May. 08 2009
Sarah said…
Preface: I don't know the answer to ANY of these, but I'm giving it the 'ol college try for you!!!! <3 1. Something delicious with caffeine in it! 2. Maybe Wendys? I'm trying to think which fries might be the most similar to Bullys... hmm. 3. 8? I dunno. I am a bad judge of feet right now. Every foot seems teeny in comparisson to my gigantic marshamallow Fred Flinstone Feet that are swollen beyond recognition! 4. Well, if your foot is really an 8 as I just guessed, then maybe you buy an 8 1/2? (That reminds me of Steel Magnolias where she says "well, I wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good I buy a size 8!") 5. Please tell me it's not something healthy like Bran Flakes??? I hope it's something delicious like Coco Puffs! I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, personally, hehe... 6. Mint Choco Chip? Or maybe Praline... hmm... I definitely don't think it's sherbert, or anything like that. Gotta be something worth it!. :) 7. Oh! I think Target is one of them! Um, maybe Whole Foods as the other? Damn. I know you love Target, though! 8. Sweet Tits!! Oh wait! That's what my husband calls me! (it's true. I'm not proud, but it's true.) 9. Light brownish. I've seen you dye it before, if I remember correctly. It looks pretty natural and bee-utiful now! 10. Top Chef!!! I LOOOOOVE that show! I have no clue if that's one you'd want to be on, but I would watch you be on it! :) 11. Bobbit! Bobbit! Bobbit!!! And then when your dad found out, it would be all over too because he'd be penis-less and wouldn't be able to run. 12. Your smile? Maybe eyes? Boobs? Those are some good bets, eh? Tell me it's not your feet...? Do you have a foot fetish? 13. Stank-ness. And bad teeth. (Again, with my answers, lol... I think people could share in my distaste for smelliness and yucky teeth). 14. I think, yes. 15. Hmm... I'm pretty sure you do. I have nooooo clue how many. 3? 2? 1? 5? Hehe... I'll just keep guessing until I get it... 16. Ooooh! The piercing question! Very deceptive!! Because you can pierce something, then take it out later! I will say your ears, your nose, and your tongue. It could be that you've pierced something more "exciting"... you never know with people. I acutally pierced my nipples when i went away to college. They're out now, but it was a pretty interesting experience. 17. ALL! Oh wait! That's me AGAIN! hehe. Maybe a tummy tuck? I'm not sure. :( 18. From a very special place that means a lot to you and hubby! Haha! How about THAT for a generic answer? 19. Cheese? Bread? 20. 21? Maybe 3 times a day? 21. Blue 22. You are weirded out by dirty stuff, so I don't think so, but again I could be fooled because they're your nails and you probably keep them very clean. 23. 1? But maybe no more...Maybe I remember hearing you say (or, rather, reading you type) that you are happy with your two boys. 24. Wedding set 25. 20 mintues!

 

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