Tales of a Misguided Mommy

I'm cancelling cable when they turn 16

I've been cleaning my house all day.  I get the bright idea to sit down for lunch and see what's on, ON DEMAND.  Nothing.  Thats what.  So I decide to look at pay preview.  Here are the first things that pop up.

  1. Summer in Love in the Farm
  2. Chocolate MILF 4
  3. Swap the popshot
  4. Strip the Screw Me 4
  5. Girls who Love Girls
  6. Big Black Meat & His Beauties
  7. Wet Girls Come for You
  8. Bad Babysitters
  9. Chica Boom
  10. MILF Cruiser
  11. Taste Every Drop
  12. 5 Rocking Squirters
  13. Adult Guard Support
  14. BJ Bonanza
  15. Virgin Stimulus Package
  16. Trailer Park Hotties
  17. 18 & Easy
  18. Moms Turned Nymphos

Wow!  I'm totally canceling cable when my boys are older.  Also.  What is up with all the obsession with MILF's and moms?  And seriously, Trailer Park Hotties....WTF. Looks like I won't be renting a movie today after all!

Love, Misguided Mommy

posted on Apr. 22, 2009


Apr. 22 2009
Steph said…
Seriously!!! We had a local "MILF" contest. How WT do you have to be to enter something like that???
Apr. 22 2009
Julia said…
Nice... Gosh, I HATE the word MILF...
Apr. 22 2009
hobbychanger said…
The boyfriend and I sometimes go to the tv guide channel/channel info to giggle at the titles. Some of them are so cheesy and/or are out to like version 18. It does usually provide a laugh or two.
Apr. 22 2009
Ginger said…
LOL virgin stimulus package!!! Good thing SOMEONE is taking this whole economic crisis seriously!
Apr. 22 2009
Ben Wa Balls said…
Sounds like something a Ben Wa Balls might need, you know the MILF stuff. HA!
Apr. 22 2009
Lindz said…
Nick and I say the same thing about our potential future children seeing as we work with the adolescent population and hear what they talk about, how they act and we all know it's TV's fault dammit! :)
Apr. 23 2009
Billie said…
OMG! That is horrible. I don't get the whole MILK thing To each their own, though.
Apr. 23 2009
Tabitha said…
OMG ~ I am still laughing ~ I agree, you should so get rid of that when they get older! You have MILFs over there too ~ I thought that was a British expression ha ha !! XXX
Apr. 23 2009
Lainey-Paney said…
So, I shouldn't believe my husband when he tells me that "Big Oreo Lovin'" is a documentary about the cookie? ...oh, wait, another play on words...maybe it IS a documentary about the "cookie"! ewwwww. I'm totally kidding of course. funny, but kidding!
Apr. 24 2009
Mrs. F said…
Ewwww "Bad Babysitters" makes me want to barf. That is AWFUL!!!!!!!


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