I'm cancelling cable when they turn 16

I've been cleaning my house all day. I get the bright idea to sit down for lunch and see what's on, ON DEMAND. Nothing. Thats what. So I decide to look at pay preview. Here are the first things that pop up.

Summer in Love in the Farm
Chocolate MILF 4
Swap the popshot
Strip the Screw Me 4
Girls who Love Girls
Big Black Meat & His Beauties
Wet Girls Come for You
Bad Babysitters
Chica Boom
MILF Cruiser
Taste Every Drop
5 Rocking Squirters
Adult Guard Support
BJ Bonanza
Virgin Stimulus Package
Trailer Park Hotties
18 & Easy
Moms Turned Nymphos

Wow! I'm totally canceling cable when my boys are older. Also. What is up with all the obsession with MILF's and moms? And seriously, Trailer Park Hotties....WTF. Looks like I won't be renting a movie today after all!

posted on Apr. 22, 2009

Comments

Apr. 22 2009	Steph said… Seriously!!! We had a local "MILF" contest. How WT do you have to be to enter something like that???
Apr. 22 2009	Julia said… Nice... Gosh, I HATE the word MILF...
Apr. 22 2009	hobbychanger said… The boyfriend and I sometimes go to the tv guide channel/channel info to giggle at the titles. Some of them are so cheesy and/or are out to like version 18. It does usually provide a laugh or two.
Apr. 22 2009	Ginger said… LOL virgin stimulus package!!! Good thing SOMEONE is taking this whole economic crisis seriously!
Apr. 22 2009	Ben Wa Balls said… Sounds like something a Ben Wa Balls might need, you know the MILF stuff. HA!
Apr. 22 2009	Lindz said… Nick and I say the same thing about our potential future children seeing as we work with the adolescent population and hear what they talk about, how they act and we all know it's TV's fault dammit! :)
Apr. 23 2009	Billie said… OMG! That is horrible. I don't get the whole MILK thing To each their own, though.
Apr. 23 2009	Tabitha said… OMG ~ I am still laughing ~ I agree, you should so get rid of that when they get older! You have MILFs over there too ~ I thought that was a British expression ha ha !! XXX
Apr. 23 2009	Lainey-Paney said… So, I shouldn't believe my husband when he tells me that "Big Oreo Lovin'" is a documentary about the cookie? ...oh, wait, another play on words...maybe it IS a documentary about the "cookie"! ewwwww. I'm totally kidding of course. funny, but kidding!
Apr. 24 2009	Mrs. F said… Ewwww "Bad Babysitters" makes me want to barf. That is AWFUL!!!!!!!